arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

pizza:

an epic trilogy

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

soakingbagel:

*sees attractive person*
*yodels loudly*

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

adventuresingeekdom:

tapbackwards:

Oh no…

Never has the Patrick mind blown image been more appropriate…

zeff-to-deff:

masticatingtocorn:

lameborghini:

people are gross i want to be a dog

dogs lick their own ass

and humans lick each others assholes

I now work at the place I’ve taken literally every guy I’ve ever been involved with and I kinda want to die when I think about that :-)

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

otherwindow:

why do a duck face when you have a beautiful smile? <3