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astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:51:06 -0400

oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical

featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:11:52 -0400

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:07:05 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:17:18 -0400

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

photoshoppedreality: My goal in life is to be such an Extreme Couponer that the store has to give...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:17:08 -0400

photoshoppedreality:

My goal in life is to be such an Extreme Couponer that the store has to give me back enough money to pay off my student loans.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:33:21 -0400

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:11 -0400

travelingnymph: Let’s go. Let’s just go.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:54:12 -0400

travelingnymph:

Let’s go. Let’s just go.

asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:53:15 -0400

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

e-n-o: shy but actually a sex freak

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:29 -0400

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

skarvika: masturb88ting: does getting a septum piercing hurt? it hurts the people that care about...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:32 -0400

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

iwillfucknepeta: pimpeta-slap: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: pimpeta-slap: Who came up with kissing?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:24 -0400

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

curiosity-for-holmes: omg I was not expecting this

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:31:12 -0400

curiosity-for-holmes:

omg I was not expecting this

too-much-swag-for-youu: OMFG ! IT WAS COLEDEMORT ALL THE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:04 -0400

too-much-swag-for-youu:

OMFG ! IT WAS COLEDEMORT ALL THE TIME !!

simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light u...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:54 -0400

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

formuioli: we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:27 -0400

formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

thenimbus: hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:34 -0400

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: queerpong frends4life

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:12 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

queerpong

frends4life

theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:43:14 -0400

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:36:21 -0400

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl